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MEN'S - Classic Logo Tee


Vintage Black

Product Details

Men who wear this shirt tend to get laid immediately and often, getting to try out all kinda of cool positions with different views of different cities. You have to keep the t-shirt on during such licentious episodes, though, or else you're liable to get humiliated, abandoned and potentially robbed of dignity, cash and loyalty cards.

4.2 oz.

50/25/25 polyester/combed ringspun cotton/rayon

Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar

Satin label

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